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A sure-fire movie idea:

No one took them seriously. Men considered them cute but not compelling or seductive. When they got mad and demanded respect, people called them adorable little spitfires.

But now they’ve had enough. Kristen Bell, Kristin Chenoweth and Hayden Panettiere are . . .

T I N Y    B L O N D E S

With Ellen Page as “The Brunette” and Whoopi Goldberg as “Oh, Stop Feeling So Damn Sorry For Yourselves.”

Music by Shakira, Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera.

Produced and directed by Reese Witherspoon.

A hit, I tell you. A guaranteed smash hit.