A. “If the Park Service knew anything about making the outdoors more beautiful, I’d be on Mount Rushmore.”
B. “My decisions are always right. God told me so this morning.”
C. “If overrated Meryl Streep has an Oscar, I should have six or seven. I was better in my movies than she is in hers. But the Hollywood elite doesn’t understand real talent.”
D. “The toughest thing about being president — I should say the hardest thing — is all the women who want to sleep with me.”
E. “Nutsy Nancy Pelosi hates me because she knows I’m smarter than her. Or maybe she’s too dumb to know it.”
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